Our Supreme Leader

Well, we’re one step closer to the autocracy and I just don’t know if anyone has what it takes to stop it anymore…so to our new Supreme Leader, King, Mr. Perfect, Orange Godzilla or whatever you tell us humble servants to call you now…I surrender myself to your all knowing power. Please tell me what to think, how to feel and most importantly, what I can and can’t watch on TV. I will be sure to check in with you before any major decisions, like, is it ok to take a shit now…or would it be preferred by “the Master” if I held it in a bit longer? Your will shall be done. I bow before you and await your next, most perfect (yet totally moronic) instructions.

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Sophia Bennett is an art historian and freelance writer with a passion for exploring the intersections between nature, symbolism, and artistic expression. With a background in Renaissance and modern art, Sophia enjoys uncovering the hidden meanings behind iconic works and sharing her insights with art lovers of all levels. When she’s not visiting museums or researching the latest trends in contemporary art, you can find her hiking in the countryside, always chasing the next rainbow.